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Today after dinner I started singing "The Grand Old Duke of York" in a silly voice and Zorah and I got to singing silly versions of the song. I think it started when Zorah sang it this way:

The grand old Duke of York,
He had 10000 men.
He marched them up the hill
And marched them down again.
And when you’re up you’re up,
And when you’re down you’re down,
And when you’re neither up nor down,
Your neither up nor down!

I sang that he had 10000 hens, bok bok!

So Zorah sang it this way.

The grand old duke of york
He had 10000 dragons,
He marched them all up the hill
And then they burned him!
He was killed.

When Brian shouted Hey! From the bedroom, she said:

"Actually, they just electrocuted him, but he was fine after that. Heh."